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SewerRat
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| | Subject: Re: the true randomness Mon May 03, 2010 11:02 pm | |
| how do you turn a baby into a dog
pour gaseline on it and light it on fire
WHOOF! | |
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anti demon
Knight
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| | Subject: Re: the true randomness Wed May 05, 2010 1:08 pm | |
| chuck norris can believe its not butter | |
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Via
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| | Subject: Re: the true randomness Wed May 05, 2010 3:16 pm | |
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SewerRat
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| | Subject: Re: the true randomness Wed May 05, 2010 6:13 pm | |
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Via
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| | Subject: Re: the true randomness Wed May 05, 2010 6:16 pm | |
| wow backwards spells "wow"
wow upside down spells mom.. | |
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JCM
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| | Subject: Re: the true randomness Thu May 13, 2010 5:48 pm | |
| Why did Hellen Keller's dog commit suicide?
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You would too, if your name was RYHYEWROELLE!!!! | |
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Via
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| | Subject: Re: the true randomness Sat May 15, 2010 2:43 pm | |
| who is Hellen Keller?
wateva
okay
Q: Why is Snow White always getting mad at the seven dwarves?
A: Because of the way they always greet her, "Hi ho, hi ho, hi ho."
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A little kid goes to his first movie alone. He buys one ticket and goes in.
A minute later, he comes back out to buy another ticket. The man at the counter asks, "Why do you want another one?"
The kid replies, "Because that man over there ripped the first one in half."
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HAHAAAAA | |
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SewerRat
Baron
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| | Subject: Re: the true randomness Sun May 16, 2010 1:22 am | |
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Via
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| | Subject: Re: the true randomness Sun May 16, 2010 1:26 am | |
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JCM
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| | Subject: Re: the true randomness Sun May 16, 2010 2:39 am | |
| lol that ticket one is pretty original | |
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Via
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| | Subject: Re: the true randomness Sun May 16, 2010 9:34 am | |
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JCM
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| | Subject: Re: the true randomness Mon May 17, 2010 8:49 pm | |
|  Use Divorce! | |
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Via
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| | Subject: Re: the true randomness Mon May 17, 2010 8:53 pm | |
| somebody got a divorce? who??? | |
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JCM
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| | Subject: Re: the true randomness Mon May 17, 2010 8:54 pm | |
| lol via... use divorce = use the force... of course U wouldnt get it | |
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SewerRat
Baron
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| | Subject: Re: the true randomness Mon May 17, 2010 10:28 pm | |
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| | Subject: Re: the true randomness Mon May 17, 2010 10:42 pm | |
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you should have heard me when i explained the whole 2nd cousin once removed thing...
my theory .. "Oh , that means somebody got devorced..."
my brother just looked at me .. with that.. " Victoria ... you should be ashamed..." face...
and everybody else just laughed.. | |
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Steve
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| | Subject: Re: the true randomness Wed May 19, 2010 8:48 pm | |
| Q: How did the Allies win WWII?
A: They chose scissors.
Explanation (because it seems like I've been the only one to ever get it right off):
It is a game of Rock Paper Scissors.
The Nazi salute is them choosing paper. | |
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Via
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| | Subject: Re: the true randomness Wed May 19, 2010 9:05 pm | |
| LOLLLL!!!!!!!!!!
I GOT ITTT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! | |
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SewerRat
Baron
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| | Subject: Re: the true randomness Wed May 19, 2010 11:43 pm | |
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anti demon
Knight
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| | Subject: Re: the true randomness Thu May 20, 2010 1:30 pm | |
| 3 guys die and go to heaven wen they get there god gives them a chance to pass through but if they can ask him a riddle he cant solve. the first guys ask the riddle god guesses it he goes to hell the scond guy ask him god gets it rite and he goes to hell the 3rd guy ask "god summon a chair", god pulls out a chair, the man says "now put 7 holes in that chair" god then puts 7 holes in the chair, the man sits down and does a fart " now wat hole did the fart come out of" god points at one of the holes " your wrong my but hole | |
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SewerRat
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| | Subject: Re: the true randomness Thu May 20, 2010 11:49 pm | |
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JCM
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| | Subject: Re: the true randomness Sun May 23, 2010 10:17 pm | |
|  Bugs  Daffy | |
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Via
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| | Subject: Re: the true randomness Sun May 23, 2010 10:19 pm | |
| DUCK SEASON!!!!!!!
WABBIT SEASON!!!!!
LOONNNYYY TOOOOOOOOOOONS...
i used to watch baby loony toons when i was little...
YAYYY | |
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SewerRat
Baron
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| | Subject: Re: the true randomness Mon May 24, 2010 12:22 am | |
| its all about the old cartoons especially the ones before v chip | |
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Via
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| | Subject: Re: the true randomness Mon May 24, 2010 7:40 am | |
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